you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
