yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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