Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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