Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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