lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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