doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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