Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
