Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so let's talk penis.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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