I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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