Do you still have your period?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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