hell yes lets make some ravioli
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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