You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Your cock deserves a montage
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
