gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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