i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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