So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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