so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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