Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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