and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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