ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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