xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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