i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just gift wrapped bread.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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