last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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