Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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