Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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