I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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