Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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