I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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