I wish I only lived at night.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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