I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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