i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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