it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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