He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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