The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours