Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.