Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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