They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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