it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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