And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
