I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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