dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My cat gives me a boner
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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