brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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