Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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