My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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