He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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