shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.