big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything