Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.