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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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