so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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