i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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