I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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