Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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