i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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