Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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