why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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